Entrepreneur Media is an investor and partner with Alley, a coworking space in New York City. The following press release was sent to Entrepreneur the day before April Fool’s Day. Believe it at your own peril.

Alley Announces Shift in Customer Base

For immediate release:

New York, NY — “In a shocking rebrand, Alley, New York City’s most beloved entrepreneurial ecosystem, will no longer be accepting human applications,” a company representative said this morning at a board meeting in their Chelsea headquarters. Effective immediately, Alley has pivoted its business services to cater only to those of the canine genus. CEO Jason…